Behind Strip Club Bachelor Parties

Bachelor parties are a right of passage for a groom-to-be, and strip clubs seem to be the status quo for location.  Real women know just how ridiculous (and potentially harmful) it is that strip teases are the go-to bachelor party event.  We don’t want our fiancées being reminded that they will be with only one woman for the rest of their days!  It doesn’t make sense for our future hubby to be tortured with this type of self-sabotage; it’s an open door of opportunity for your man’s happiness to be discounted when it comes to you and your monogamous relationship.  But what can we do about it? How about giving him some thought-provoking tips “for his friends”…

Here are 7 helpful guidelines to use as replies when your guy tells you he’s attending a strip club bachelor party:

1. V.I.P.

Tell your guy not to waste his money when his friends suggest they get a private room.  All V.I.P. means at a strip club is ‘Very Ignorant Patron’!  Men pay for a private room to be entertained and end up getting the same entertainment they would in the public area of the strip club.  The outrageous cost of closed doors is a payment for…closed doors; not extra action from the stripper.  Let your fiancee know you’ll give him his own strip show when he gets home – starring…you!

2. Overpriced Booze

Strip clubs are going to poach patrons for every dime with overpriced beer and liquor.  Stroke your guy’s ego and remind your guy how much you appreciate how hard he works and you don’t want to see that money go to waste.  Offer to contribute to your guy’s special night and show support of his guy-time by setting up a tab at his favorite watering hole for the first part of the night.  He will love you forever when he realizes you are in support of something that is all about him!

3. The Stripper Sob Story

Most strippers tend to lie about their background and current economic situation.  Playing on sympathies and using sexual enticement to do it is what strippers do best.  After all, they’re there to empty your pockets (or credit card), and they’ve been trained on a slew of manipulations to get there.  Tell your sweetie you don’t want him getting swindled and looking like a fool in front of his friends; boost his ego and let him know you know he’s too smart to fall for something like that!

Strippers are real people with real dreams and real needs; but what strip club patron wants to think of their sex doll as somebody’s sister or mother?!

4. Her Name is Jennifer, not Cookie!

Strippers use aliases because real names would humanize strippers, immediately striking any preconceived fantasy a patron has upon visiting the strip club.  Patrons come with expectations that their fantasies will be fulfilled… but fulfilled by a sexy doll-like fantasy object, not a ‘real’ person.  Strippers are real people with real dreams and real needs; but what strip club patron wants to think of their sex doll as somebody’s sister or mother?!  Ask your man how he would feel if it were you dancing on a pole trying to make your way in the world?  Watch him gear up into protective mode, and see his perspective change!

5. Don’t Fall in Love!

Mr. Bachelor can tell his friends that they better wake up if they think a stripper will reciprocate any feelings – because she won’t.  She is just there to entertain.  Remind your honey that the stripper isn’t there to fall in love with him, or anybody for that matter.  Remember Jennifer?  Reality is that she either came from the forced sex slavery trade (which is a whole other discussion), or has a boyfriend (and probably a child) at home that she’s planning on marrying… as soon as she makes enough money at the strip club to pay for the wedding.  Your fiancee will quickly see that “Jennifer” is not so appealing after all.

6. Buy a Condom, Just in Case…?

Reality check, please.  Condom machines in the restroom are screaming the lie that the stripper may or may not decide she wants to sleep with strip club patrons!  They’re yet another strip-club manipulation tactic to empty patrons’ pockets!  Tell your fiancée that you are pretty sure neither of you are up for exploring STDs and that if it’s sex he is wanting, well, you will be happy to fulfill his fantasies!  Have some fun and role play with one another – you just might get to show off your pole dancing skills!

7. Bouncers Bounce 

Bouncers are in clubs to prevent trouble and ‘bounce’ you out at the first sign of trouble.  Men think strip clubs are venues to excuse themselves of decent and respectful behavior.  Thus, men act like idiots while being overly intoxicated and sexually charged.  Not a good combination, but a great way to get kicked out of the club.  Tell your man you don’t want that handsome face rearranged; you have to many kisses waiting for his cute self when he gets home!

Finally: Other, Better Options!

Help your fiancée see that there are other, more manly, options. Suggest helping coordinate a manly adventure for him and his friends like white water rafting or a golf trip.  Memories made and time spent with guy friends are priceless; and he’s not going to be making the kind of memories he’ll want to remember inside a strip club.  Be sure to brag about how manly he is and how much you love it that he wants to be adventurous.  It will be a huge turn-on for both of you!

Maintain a loving attitude during this exchange with your love.  Make him feel like you are confiding in him with each nugget of knowledge you tell him.  Let your fiancée know that you and your girls are in the know about the latest and coolest social activities for guys and gals – and strip club bachelor parties is not one of them!  Add a punch to your statement by letting him know that guys who are wanting to spend their last nights of so-called freedom at the strip club, are part of the ‘bachelor-party-minority’.  This will leave him thinking.

Your man won’t want to look like he isn’t in the know about coolest social activities for such a special night!  Before you know it, your fiancé will be telling you how lame strip club bachelor parties are!