Behind Strip Club Bachelor Parties

7 helpful guidelines to use as replies when your guy tells you he’s attending a strip club bachelor party.


Bachelor parties are a right of passage for a groom-to-be, and strip clubs seem to be the status quo for location.  Real women know just how ridiculous (and potentially harmful) it is that strip teases are the go-to bachelor party event.  We don’t want our fiancées being reminded that they will be with only one woman for the rest of their days!  It doesn’t make sense for our future hubby to be tortured with this type of self-sabotage; it’s an open door of opportunity for your man’s happiness to be discounted when it comes to you and your monogamous relationship.  But what can we do about it? How about giving him some thought-provoking tips “for his friends”…

Here are 7 helpful guidelines to use as replies when your guy tells you he’s attending a strip club bachelor party:

Behind Strip Club Bachelor Parties

1. V.I.P.

Tell your guy not to waste his money when his friends suggest they get a private room.  All V.I.P. means at a strip club is ‘Very Ignorant Patron’!  Men pay for a private room to be entertained and end up getting the same entertainment they would in the public area of the strip club.  The outrageous cost of closed doors is a payment for…closed doors; not extra action from the stripper.  Let your fiancee know you’ll give him his own strip show when he gets home – starring…you!

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Born and raised in Texas, Shelly is currently studying to receive her Master's Degree in Publishing at the University of Houston - Victoria.  Shelly is a writer for Urbanette Magazine, and loves "everything it is and all that it offers our readers, and to me personally". She is passionate about life, family, friends, her maltipoo, Truman. She is a lover of all things culinary and the arts (13 year veteran of ballet).

Reader Discussion: 1 Comments

  1. Avatar of Zenab Bello-Osagie

    Exploring new options for a bachelor party is a good idea. Having an adventure would be more memorable and special than any strip club. If you want to have someone strip for you, then your wife can, not cookie, sugar, or sweetness. Take a trip somewhere fun or exotic. Just because this is supposed to be your “last day of freedom”, it doesn’t mean you have to spend it with naked women.

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